Entries closed at 4.00 pm (a traditional time for civil lawyers). Before I send the entries off for the rigorous judging process can everyone who entered make sure they are here.
Some people did not use the #lawsongs hashtag and some entries simply disappeared. So please check. The prize is, of course, invaluable (as are the entry certificates).
and I want to avoid litigation…
IAN HAS SOME BAGGAGE..
Ian Richardson with
“Oh Peter Smith, Oh Peter Smith, when did you get your luggage?”
NO STONE UNTURNED
Jennifer Stone had a triple entry:
1. Unto us a Brexit is Born
2. In the Bleak EU negotiations
3. BT link down (Bethlehem Down)
Patrick Limb QC with
“All I want for Christmas is EU rights”
By Mariah ‘Duty of’ Carey
TOPICAL AND FROM THE SUPREMES
Ok the Supreme Court.
Vicky Garner with
“K-eyser good,k-eyser good, he’s ebek-eyser good”
PLEADINGS AND SIMILAR POINTS
Lachlan Menzies with
“Do they know and admit it’s Christmas”
“O little Browne v Dunn tell them, how still we see thee lie!
MAREVA ON HER MIND
Nicole Finlayson with
“Have yourself a freezing (injunction) little Christmas”
A WHOLE VERSE FROM MARCUS
Marcus Weatherby writes
While Rupert watch’d claimant costs by night,
And did a full review,
The angel of insurers came down,
And savings shone around.
“Fear not,” said he, for mighty dread
Had seized their troubled minds;
“Glad tidings of great joy I bring
fixed costs for all mankind.”
CLOCK WATCHING WITH CHRIS
“While lawyers watched their clocks by night / All seated at their desks”
ROBERT WITH KERRY ON HIS MIND
‘We wish you a Kerry Xmas.’
‘Kerry Xmas everyone.’
‘Have yourself a Kerry little Xmas.’
COSTS: ITS A FIX
Richard Jack with
“It’s beginning to look a lot like fixed costs”
Paul Doran with
“Cause me loss this Christmas I’ll sue”.
Huey Lewis: The Power of Gove ( is a curious thing)
A SUPREME EFFORT
Damian Cummings with
“Supreme Court is coming to Town”.
Nicholas Leech with
“Once in Royal Courts of Justice”.
THOSE PROPERTY LAWYER TYPES
“At all material times in Royal David’s city Stood a lowly cattle shed edged red on the file plan and registered under title no”
SUPREME COURT SEMANTICS
‘K-eyser good,k-eyser good, he’s ebek-eyser good
THE COMMERCIAL SIDE OF CHRISTMAS
Pablo Von Helsing
“If you don’t owe me by now (You will never never owe me).”
“The folly and the High Fee”
Infant Settlement Lowly Fee.“
“We WIP you a Merry Liz Truss”
“The Lolly and the IV(A)”
Pink Floyd mashup including Money & Another Brick In the Wall with the changed lyric “we don’t need no compensation”
REFERENCING THE BEATLES
“Father McKenzie, wiping his hands as he tries to make submissions most grave”
“Happy Christmas (Law is Over)”
“Good King Wednesbury last lucked out on the Feast of Brexit”
Anthony McCarthy with
“Missing Gove and Whine”
“Do they know it’s Brexit?”
“Can we Brex it” By Bob the Builder.
Forensic Raconteur with
“AC/DC’s “Liz Truss For Christmas” although I fear it may be a bit of a turkey”
“With Truss as our Chancellor, nervous all our we Let me represent clients in perfect harmony”
“Let there be police on earth & let it begin with me With every arrest they make let my firm pick up a fixed fee”
Alexander Chandler with
“It’s my prerogative” by Bobby Brown”
PERSONAL INJURY LAWYERS
Alan M with
” ABI and Liz Truss with The Fairytale of No Tort
ANDREW – ON A FROLIC OF HIS OWN?
Andrew Bartley with
East 17 meets CPR 3.1(2)(f) with the classic and not-even-changed-to-squeeze-in-a-pun “STAY another day”
A DAILY EXPERIENCE FOR SOME?
Philip Morris with